Do not...

Let boys take you to the strip club for 4 hours and buy you non-stop drinks. Then somehow get you drunk enough and buy you a lap dance by the cutest daner who is in love with your natural boobs. Who decides to pull your shirt up in the VIP area and take a peek at these lucious natural marvels. I merely remark those boys are nothing but trouble and I'm fucken wasted. She replies dont' worry so am I but your hot. Meanwhile she spends her time chewing on the crotch of my jeans. The boys were jealous they couldn't join the fun. So I leave at 10pm completely sloppy drunk get home attempt to wear a dress to go out call my friend while I'm curled up on my side face in the pillow and say " I can't do this I'm too fuckin drunk I need help". I manage to put on a top jeans and some heels and make my way out the door for the remainder of the evening. Finish my makeup in the car somehow down 32oz of water thinking it will wash away 6-sminoff ices and a large glass of Jager. And you know what it worked. I drank water the rest of the night one or the boys met up with us at the club and I got in trouble for not being in a dress. I tried explaining I was too drunk earlier he didn't beleive me . Well you try putting on a halter dress when your wasted and getting all the straps tied and not having your bra show. Sorry I could not do it. Oh yah when I came home after all this I realized I must have been in a fury to find a shirt because my clothes were EVERYWHERE. God damn boys getting me drunk having a stripper take advantage of me and giving me great memories everytime we hang out. LOVE YOU GUYS!!! He's just one of them but yah picture from back in the day with the betty page bangs.