Where to start??

Ok I went out Thursday saw an old bartender that I used to flirt with when I was underage. He's sexy still is. Nice conversation. I had a hard time getting in due to my shoes. I was wearing my chucks like I usually do and the bouncer was giving me a hardtime thats when I started bitching at him that it was Thursday and they always let people in with tennis shoes on Thursdays. I got in when the manager walked out. Its nice to know ppl in the bizz. Friday way too hot I had a headache went to bed early. Saturday Pool party massive amounts of alcohol were consumed and even though I'm a swim instructor I realized that when you are drunk in 105+ weather trying to swim it doesn't work out to well. I always wondered how ppl drown but now I know. I could still swim don't get me wrong but not nearly as efficiently as I can when I'm sober. It was pretty fuckin hard. I even got water in my nose and I'm pretty damn good at not having that happen. So that was interesting besides trying to wrestle the inflatable alligator which was nearly impossible to stay a float on. I had some guy take a flying leap into the pool and smacked my ass on the way in. Yah I think I still have a mark. So I got my payback because I bitched about it a lot and was on the verge of tears. He bent over pulled down his shorts and since it was his birthday he got to take a few whacks at him, well intoxicated Liz found a belt a leather one. A nice leather one. Oh yes payback is a bitch especially when your asking for it. I got 3 good whacks in and I'll tell you what that man was on the verge of tears when I was done with him . And yes his wife caught it all on tape. After all the debauchery we decided for some reason that we were going to hit up the clubs after 7hrs of drinking, swimming, and eating in the horrible heat. So I got in the shower got dressed and headed out. I was so tired it wasn't even funny. So I wasn't necessarily all happy go lucky like I usually am. I was drinking water because I figured after a day of drinking random Mikes hard crisp apple drinks and Schminoff Ice that a so co and coke wouldn't sit to well in my tummy and that I would be absolutely fuckin trashed after. So I ran into this boy and I'll tell you it was awfully nice seeing him out and about being happy again. He instantly knew that I wasn't up to my usual self. So after a lil talking about some random shit I cracked a smile. It was nice. I miss seeing him out we used to have a lot of fun together. I think our sarcastic humor meshes quite well. So we left to migrate to another club where I spent most of my time sitting away from the rest of the people it was so hot and I think everybody was drunk because for some reason when you were trying to walk through the dancefloor nobody would move, and me being sober didn't like that too much. So we left I was happy came home slept well wished I had a boy with a nice fuzzy belly and a goatee to cuddle up with. I know I know I'm weird but I like sleeping on tummies and scratching my nose on goatees. Maybe I'm part cat? Hmm So here I am on Sunday afternoon I need to go help my friend clean the mess from yesterday its already 108 outside and we are supposed to be going out this afternoon just like every Saturday. I have been in the process these past couple of weeks of cleaning out my old clothes. Its not that I don't' like them but I know wear a size 7 compared to my size 1&3 that I was about 2 yrs ago. So out they go ... The size 5's can stay I'm gonna try to fit back into them. I'm not fat by anymeans. I get my body fat tested regularly one of the benefits from working for the corporate office of the athletic club. And my body fat has been pretty stable but when I put on lean mass I am amazed on how much room it takes on my body. My arms get thick and so do my legs. Oh well... So yes bye bye jeans . And I still haven't heard from the boy and he didn't make it out I miss him but it's up to him to get in contact with me. Its not worth my time worrying about it. I put it out there now its his time to reply. Kinda odd since he wanted this all in the first place. But I hope all is well and until I hear anything further I'm still a taken girl. Out of respect if I was over here going through some shit and was all depressed and couldn't get back to him I wouldn't want him out and about screwing around. So that's all for now.