Wow..

Amazing how your parents can irk you SOO much so easily. Here is the dialog that just took place:
Me:I had a dream I was pregnant.
Mom: We'll you're not so don't get my hopes up.
Me: I'm not married it's not going to happen.
Mom: Don't be judgemental.
Me: I WANT to be married before having kids.

This pisses me off that she swears she's going to be an old grandma. Well mother you had me when you were 16. Even if I have children when I'm 30 you'll still only be 46. Get over yourself. IT'S MY LIFE!