Last night
Last night recap:go to my usual hang out, drag out this dood from work, go with my girlies, sit at our usual spot at the bar,
Dude#1 is tryin to buy some booze and happens to nudge me so I start talkin shit about he could've just asked me to scoot over instead of trying to do this sly lil move over tap... so I'm giving him all this shit he ends up kneeing my ankle (because I had my legs crossed) so I give him more shit about this abuse blah blah blah blah I get me a free drink outta this.... homey talks to me later for like ever cuz he's wasted..
Dude #2 I don't know where the fuck he came form just outta the blue he was next to me and chattin it up homey is like 50-55 yrs old but whatever good conversation ... he claims he used to be black I have a lil buzz going on its funny so I try whoring my friend out to him then he's like talkin about dick whippin her and shit I was like OMFG!! :o but whatever so I sneak away to go to the bathroom
Dude #3 bouncer guy apparently I've flirted with him before but have NO recolection of it... finds me in the hallway tells me how fine I look blah blah blah blah end up dancing with him most the night
Dude # 4 old booty call that has gotten engaged recently.... find him outside the door as we're all leaving and he hollars at me...I give him my number told him I miss him we used to be really good friends give him a big hug get in the car and go... not 5min later he calls telling me he'll give me a ride home blah blah blah blah get off the phone then he calls AGAIN... "this is your last chance at a booty call so if you want your hair pulled while your bouncin up and down on my dick let me know" :o ... I kindly bitched him out for being engaged and ended the phone call then made my way to taco bell :D
I've never had so many dudes talk to me in one night I must've: A. either be lookin good B. there wasn't much of a selection or C. homies were drunk
Dude#1 is tryin to buy some booze and happens to nudge me so I start talkin shit about he could've just asked me to scoot over instead of trying to do this sly lil move over tap... so I'm giving him all this shit he ends up kneeing my ankle (because I had my legs crossed) so I give him more shit about this abuse blah blah blah blah I get me a free drink outta this.... homey talks to me later for like ever cuz he's wasted..
Dude #2 I don't know where the fuck he came form just outta the blue he was next to me and chattin it up homey is like 50-55 yrs old but whatever good conversation ... he claims he used to be black I have a lil buzz going on its funny so I try whoring my friend out to him then he's like talkin about dick whippin her and shit I was like OMFG!! :o but whatever so I sneak away to go to the bathroom
Dude #3 bouncer guy apparently I've flirted with him before but have NO recolection of it... finds me in the hallway tells me how fine I look blah blah blah blah end up dancing with him most the night
Dude # 4 old booty call that has gotten engaged recently.... find him outside the door as we're all leaving and he hollars at me...I give him my number told him I miss him we used to be really good friends give him a big hug get in the car and go... not 5min later he calls telling me he'll give me a ride home blah blah blah blah get off the phone then he calls AGAIN... "this is your last chance at a booty call so if you want your hair pulled while your bouncin up and down on my dick let me know" :o ... I kindly bitched him out for being engaged and ended the phone call then made my way to taco bell :D
I've never had so many dudes talk to me in one night I must've: A. either be lookin good B. there wasn't much of a selection or C. homies were drunk
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